- Christmas Vacation
- The Polar Express
- Fred Clause
- Disney's A Christmas Carol
- and Home Alone.
Dec 20, 2010
Best Christmas movies of all time.
How to get your dog back
Does anyone out there have one of those dogs? Yeah, you know. The type of dog that's so dumb that, well, if you cut their tail off, they wouldn't mind one bit. If you cut it off, they would probably think that it means that you love them.
Well, I have one of those dogs.
Buddy.
Buddy the dog.
Black fur, looks like a lab, long nose.
VERY unintelligent.
He only knows a few tricks: shake, high-five, sit, lie down. And it takes us about a month to teach him a trick.
Every time we open the front / back door just a little bit, he DARTS out the door. And when I say dart, I mean dart. That dog runs all around the neighborhood. He runs into people's yards. Once, he peed on our neighbor's bush.
And you know what else? Buddy doesn't know how to pee on a tree. And he's a male. He just pees in the grass.
Those are only some examples of Buddy's stupidness.
But I still love him.
Well, I have one of those dogs.
Buddy.
Buddy the dog.
Black fur, looks like a lab, long nose.
VERY unintelligent.
He only knows a few tricks: shake, high-five, sit, lie down. And it takes us about a month to teach him a trick.
Every time we open the front / back door just a little bit, he DARTS out the door. And when I say dart, I mean dart. That dog runs all around the neighborhood. He runs into people's yards. Once, he peed on our neighbor's bush.
And you know what else? Buddy doesn't know how to pee on a tree. And he's a male. He just pees in the grass.
Those are only some examples of Buddy's stupidness.
My sister had a mullet.
So, when my--let's say, uh, strange--little sister went into kindergarten a few years ago, she decided to give herself a little hair cut on the first day of school, before any of us woke up. Her light brown, newly cut hair was all chopped off. Well, not all of it. My little sister gave herself a mullet! Her excuse? "I thought that my hair was too long!" She just went and got a hair cut the day before!
We called Kathryn (my sister) 'Billy Ray' (named after Billy Ray Cyrus, who, as you should know, had a famous mullet) for about two weeks or so, but then we ditched the nickname. Kathryn just didn't seem like a Billy Ray.
I have to say, I am pretty embarrased for Kathryn. It was her first day of school, and how will her friends remember her? As Mullet Girl. But you know what? I don't think that Kathryn minds one bit.
We called Kathryn (my sister) 'Billy Ray' (named after Billy Ray Cyrus, who, as you should know, had a famous mullet) for about two weeks or so, but then we ditched the nickname. Kathryn just didn't seem like a Billy Ray.
I have to say, I am pretty embarrased for Kathryn. It was her first day of school, and how will her friends remember her? As Mullet Girl. But you know what? I don't think that Kathryn minds one bit.
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